How to Drive Your Mother Crazy in 24 Hours or Less Without Even Really Trying
by the Children in our family
Start with a boot sticking out from under the kitchen counter,
and the other one in the middle of the living room, next to the pillows that are not allowed off the couches. (A sticker left upside down on the carpet, waiting to be stepped on, also adds a nice touch.)
Try leaving one magazine open and another wedged behind the cushion of the only chair,
and ponytail elastics and headbands on the couch.
Be sure to store a ball next to the couch,
books all over the kitchen counters,