Discussing his Pre-K/K Sunday School lessons (with disgust in his voice):
"The week behind, we learned that God made everything. But I knew that already! Today we learned that God made plants, but I knew that already too!"
"God is the boss of all the bosses."
Mr. Adorable: "There is only one God, Mom."
Me: "Right. But He is at the same time three-in-one; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."
Mr. Adorable: "Ah ha! So that's how He can see everything at the same time! The other two help Him!"